No, it's not... you know! ( does anyone know??? ) I can't rip and tear it into shreds with my teeth! It doesn't go ( small voice ) ouch when I chomp down!

( his tail starts to wag even more furiously than ever, puffing out his cheeks in an almost childish way for someone who should be the leader of all his people. )

It's not meaty enough.

( that's the conclusion, rengoku. no meat. where is the meat. are you the meat? he licks his chops as he stares directly at the man, tongue peeking out from between his lips. )